That’s what football fans shouted at Garry Lowe on Sunday, as he walked about with a kestrel on his shoulder.
Don’t worry though, it was only a pot ornament.
Garry, 58, of Summerdale Road, Cudworth, said: “I could have made a fortune if I’d had a pound for every comment or selfie. The reaction was just unbelievable.
“Originally I was looking for a whippet, but couldn’t find one and spotted the kestrel in a garden centre. We called him Kes, I just wanted to see what people’s reaction would be.”
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