A COMEDY legend is coming to the Lamproom.

Simon Day, star of the Fast Show, is bringing some of his comedy alter-egos to perform on the Westgate Theatre’s stage.

Prog rocker and humanitarian Brian Pern will perform a piece involving music and modern dance.

Fast Show pub bore and star of the grass witness protection programme Billy Bleach will be dishing out the dirt on his time in rehab for gambling addiction.

Confirmed bachelor and Yorkshire poet Geoffrey Allerton will be reading excerpts from his collection, Marking Time.

And notorious hardman and habitual criminal Tony Beckton, who has served more than 27 years at Her Majesty’s Pleasure, will be reading from his memoirs Beyond Reason and discussing his difficulty ‘going straight’.

Simon is appearing on Monday at 7.30pm. Box office 200075.